Viking Rap
It’s Eliane’s fault, even if I started it eleven years before I met her
Viking Rap
© 2005 George Reed
I’m a home boy viking and I like to row…
I get in the longship and away we go
gonna hit the shore by a saxon village
remember to burn AFTER we pillage uh huh..
Well the summer voyage didn’t go that well,
we lost all the oars in the last big swell…
Sven got himself a lusty wench
I only got splinters in my rowing bench uh huh…
Went down to England with a hundred ships
All they had to eat was some nasty chips
Took their wenches but they gave such flack
We turned the fleet and took em back uh huh
We had a holmgang at the blooding stone
But somebody left all the axes home
So there was Sven in the attack
With a nasty grin throwin’ hard tack uh huh
Well a’viking is fun and the pay just fine
But rowing to the sound of rapping rhyme
Gonna make the trip too long for me
And Dahrien’s filk gonna make me scream uh huh
Gabriel is thinking that he got away
Without the rappers havin’ something to say
About his trouble with the Iron bards
Guess his wishing didn’t go too far uh huh
Well the winter came and we barely got home
Sven wrecked the boat on the chieftain’s home
Never saw Siegfried get so pissed
He was standing their shakin that mighty fist…uh huh..
But it’s all good we will stay alive
We gave the treasure to Queen Bridei
Leavin ol Sven to cry and curse
This rap is done we’re out of verse.
Posted: December 29th, 2005 under Songs.
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