The Guild Fanucci

Automated Assimilation
© 2005 George Reed

” Thank you for calling the Collective. We are not in right now, as we are still finishing off Republican National Headquarters. To be Assimilated, please press <1> and a Borg will be around shortly to absorb your valuable assets and disperse the trace elements. To have a friend assimilated, please press <2> and state their name and location clearly. Presently a Borg will be around to verify the data for scheduling, as well as absorbing your valuable assets and dispersing all trace elements. To resist, in a futile gesture of fading individuality, please press <3> and a Borg will be around shortly to absorb your valuable assets and disperse the trace elements. Thank you. We are Borg. Some Assimilation required, Your mileage may very. Void where prohibited by Picard.